Dissertation plagiarized, perp punished

The Chronicle describes a dissertation's wholesale plagiarizing, and its detection and punishment. ...I flipped first to the bibliography to see which of my works he had cited. Yes, I'm vain. "Humph. He didn't cite my dissertation," I thought. I flipped to the table of contents. "Wow, he asked the same questions I did." I read the abstract. "Damn. Those are my words." My heart pounded. This was my dissertation!...