If you could put one comment on the Napkin Board of life, what would it be?

		"Where are the directions?" Rhea Chase '01
		"More unsolicited sex, please." Evette Rios '98
		"Why don't more people wear pleather?" Mark Lear '98
		"Why do men have nipples?" Keith Gauger '99

Reported by Glen Philley
Photos by Elizabeth Purinton