Chris Cason, '11

Chris has a hard time protesting other boats on the water. Apparently he doesn’t know that you need to hail the offending boat, on the water, tell the race committee, and then notify the boat on shore. We’re not really sure why he only fills out the form. He’s either ridiculously nice, or doesn’t’ speak at all. We’re leaning towards the latter. We’ve put Chris on an intensive verbal communications program involving ice baths, halogen lamps and nautical flashcards. They all say “protest” and “don’t go in there” we hope this clears up the problem soon.