Billy Hines , '11

Billy had a problem… he kept losing races. He tried everything. Eventually, he caved into peer pressure and went to the barber. “Just cut me enough to see,” he said. The rest is history. Now when he doesn’t give you room at the mark, you can just tell Julia to stick her bailer on his head to give him a quick trim. Instead of protesting you, Billy usually uses a guilt trip by hailing calmly, “that’s bulls***”